if it’s not for free it isnt for me
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
i would hire him for this flyer alone
betta beta kids
I keep all my tools in the Ted too, Ray.
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
They’ve finally figured out their real target demographic.
Grand Theft Venice
WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,